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Name: Alice
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 6/22/1984
Gender: Female
Interests: Deflowering, modeling, hip hop dancing, belly dancing, hard lovin, straight thuggin, clubbin, collecting cows, and apparently go-go dancing, chair dancing, pole dancing, lap dancing, and cage dancing.
Expertise: Twister and Jenga
Occupation: dental student
Industry: dentistry
Message: message me
Website: visit my website
Member Since:
3/13/2003
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| "I work in a dental office with an assistant named Chue. One day
while examining a patient with the mouth mirror, the doctor needed
something, and called out, "Chue." The patient promptely began to
chew on the mouth mirror."
"An x-ray tech was obtaining some abdominal radiographs on a very large
woman. In order to center an abdominal film, you must locate the
crest of the hip. On obese patients, this may require lifting the
belly rolls and reaching into the creases to locate the crest. As
the tech did this, he felt an unusual, hard object. He pulled it
out and found that it was a remote control. The woman exclaimed,
'Hey, I've been looking for that!'"
"I, like most women, have always dreaded pelvic exams. My doctor,
in an effort to make me feel more comfortable, began with some small
talk, 'Your hair looks nice today.' Given that he was between my
legs, I didn't know how to take it. Then the nurse started to
chuckle and I broke out in laughter. The physician suddenly
realized the poor timing of his comment."
"A young woman was brought to our facility
following a car crash. The physician needed to assess whether or
not she was pregnant, so he asked her, 'When was your last period?'
She replied, 'At 2:10 this afternoon.'
He looked at her with a somewhat confused expression. Then he
realized that she was reffering to her last class at school."
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| Mayur: "Where were you going earlier today when I saw you at campus?"
Alice: "Oh. I was going to the Dev&Cell Bio Department faculty party."
Mayur: "What!? That's the kind of parties you go to now? What happened to you Alice?"
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| Dr. Riegle: "If you guys decide to go into research, I recommend
studying something tasty because after your experiment is finished
you'll get to eat your test subjects. My friend for example
studied Alaskan King Crab."
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| Jason: "Now when the screen says Current Voltage, it means the
voltage reading right now. It doesn't mean amps of voltage."
Lol...he's so punny.
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| Went to Raging Waters yesterday! Weeee!
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